Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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