Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
they're like a gay fantastic four
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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