one two three fourrrrnication!
from now on my penis is your penis
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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