no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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