chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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