You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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