elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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