Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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