She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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