that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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