I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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