brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I will pee on everything he values.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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