Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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