don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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