But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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