another moral hangover. fuck.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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