That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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