Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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