I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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