I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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