Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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