I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Are we still banned from the library?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
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