I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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