u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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