Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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