I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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