Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Its about making memories worth repressing
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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