i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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