what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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