As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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