Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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