yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We got so high we made milksteak
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
two words...techno handjob
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Randomize
