Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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