Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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