dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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