id be glad to
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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