would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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