I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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