Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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