i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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