haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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