That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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