needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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