Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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