i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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