i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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