im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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