You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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