I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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