You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize
