we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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