I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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