I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
She's JV to your varsity
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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