Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
My ATM looks so different sober.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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