So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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