Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i barfeds in our rink
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I want a musical about memes.
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